And I'm back here ...
Thinking about what I wrote in the last two post only to describe things that happened in one day, I feel almost bad idea now I have to write what happened in 3 long days ...!!
Thursday was a quiet day ... well ... it was a day of disruption (like all day so far ...), typical of the early days of Erasmus ...
My life is easily comparable to that of a housewife: you wake up in the morning and cleans around a bit (not to exceed or else you risk being compared to gays, not to be housewives ...!!!), ready to eat, eat, then comes the coffee break (here more than a break and becomes a stretch to see the coffee who have the courage to drink ...), you go to the grocery store (this is the part of the day where you spend more ...), is preparing again to eat for the evening ...
Everything is interrupted by episodes University eeeeh ... yes, sometimes even touching work!
On Thursday did not deviate much from this model ... but because objectively, think about going out so long that there is a wolf in time, it's really crazy! Here in Lund, time is closely co-rapporteurs to my movements if I'm inside any building or I'm sleeping, the weather is nice and sunny ... when I for some reason I decided to venture out of the house ... open HEAVEN!
It seems that the mayor of Lund has launched a signature campaign to force me to stay at home to life ...
Bullshit aside, the most interesting part was the evening of Thursday: birthday party of a Sicilian (eh ... I know Italian, but here it is haunted by Italians!) In dorm Spoletorp south (where it could be put if you do not ?!?!!?).
The place was really nice, although I understood the reason for the hatred that students have the words to a shared bathroom ...
The reasons are essentially two: 1-
if he ate a heavy, others must go to shit in the garden ...!!
2-it is impossible for anyone piss spraying out while standing up ... so In my opinion, the people took a piss on the floor ... A
Spoletorp was really a nice evening: we have known at least forty people, including a French colony endless who, between songs such as "the mother of Zidane is a ..." (I do not write it because I find that I never see in Lund and pulls a head to me ...!!), French songs which I did not understand anything, some "mattresses (they call it so," z "obviously the sucks) Fill of ...", p. chorus that this was sedated for a couple of slaps settle properly, had the courage and zeal to challenge us to a game alcohol to try to rebuild the World Cup final.
Now, a group challenge Italians (of which the vast majority VENETI) to a "alchoolic game," Mike Tison challenge is how to arm wrestle ...
Needless to say, as the game is over: the French not only beaten, but humble! Need I say that chorus is gone?!?! "Pooporoppopopooooopo !!!".
See their faces did after the defeat was more pleasant than a trumpet ...!!
In any case, the party went on until late at night, when police raided and put an end to all ...
And here I located a further thought: if the Swedes are all pussies, because the police officer who came on this occasion looked like a brown bear with a rash!?!? Mysteries ...
Friday was officially "University Day": Me and Matt went to the GEO CENTRUM to officially start the thesis work ... great satisfaction!
In the evening we headed to "Sparta", another student home, to participate in what we had been defined as the party of the year ...
After almost embarked on the highway to Gothenburg because of a misstatement by a Swedish tutu in which we have sworn revenge, we finally got to festoon ... Festoon
?!?!?! But
vala .... little place, a lot of people (much, much more than a !!!)... party seemed to be inside the train inter-bologna mestre of Padua 18:29 ....! !
also became friends with a lot of people ...
worth mentioning is the attempt to approach a Chinese fairy had with John. Below is the dialogue in full:
Frocio: "Hi!"
John: "Hi!"
Frocio: "What's your name?"
John: "John! And your?"
Frocio: CK, Calvin Clein like! " John
:"....... but go to hell, go !!!!"
Stuff to pee pee from laughing ...!!! A party that we also encounter
Dominik, Oscar and our Australian friends with Carlos and the English, as both sides clearly Imbriago simie sti .... too funny characters!
Saturday Time did not allow us to leave (a wind that took you away and stinking rain ...), but in the evening we did our duty cmq: Australian nation Östgöta party to begin and to end ...!!
People everywhere ........ ..... scherzoni laughter of the century (if one puts an empty can of beer instead of the lamp and you try to turn on the light, it seems to misfire. .. a lot of experiments have been conducted in this respect ...). All this is topped with a large proportion of Italians who ... more avoid them, the more you attack ....!! It seems that there are Italian-repellent products with the fragrance of pussy dead (the dead pussy for the Italians is like kryptonite to Superman!) At the supermarket near here ... I believe that soon
I'm going to buy some bottle!
That said ... I just have to greet everyone ... and give you an appointment at the next episodes ...
This thing is getting worse beautilul ... you give me a nice set ...!!!!!
telegram to the family: washing machines made good result STOP STOP STOP remains to refine the technique used too much fabric softener STOP now I have the pants of the "Coccolino" STOP greetings and hugs.
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